Wednesday, May 6, 2009

five worst tv shows of all time

Friends:
If I could go back in time and erase this travesty from history, I would do it without hesitation. It doesn't get any worse than this. Three female dingbats and three male ignoramus's thrown together in an orgy of idiocy is the premise of the show, literally.

Let's see here:
Awful writing+Horrible acting+Pathetic plotlines = one of the most beloved shows ever. How is this possible?? I ran this equation through my totally boss TI-5000 calculator and it crashed.

That 70's Show:
The cast of this show is even worse than "Friends". The target demographic for this show is 13-17 year old boys who will grow up to worship two gods; beer and chicks. Fez and Kelso are battling it out for the title of "Worst Character on the Worst TV Show Who Sucks all Enjoyment Out of the World and Tries to Drag Everyone Down into the Gutter of Hopelessness and Despair While Simultaneously Making Future Career Fast Food Workers Laugh Hysterically"

CSI:
Are we somehow supposed to believe that the six smartest people in the world who know everything about everything all joined the same crime scene investigation team in Las Vegas? The only good thing about this show is that it has that one girl from China Beach on it. But she sucks too, at least on this show. The main characters name is "Gil Grissom". That right there should tell you all you need to know about CSI. Gil is so brilliant that he solves every crime in 45 minutes. He can do this because he has read every single scientific and historical book ever written, and even some of the ones that weren't. They say that the human brain can hold multiple terabytes of information. Gil Grissom's brain can hold upwards of 10000000000 yottabytes. At least that's what the show purports.

CSI: Miami:
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than CSI, here comes CSI: Miami. David Caruso is the world's worst actor. He is worse at acting than anyone who has ever lived. Watch and See .

CSI: New York:
Needs no explanation. Its CSI in New York, which means one thing: FAIL.

1 comment:

  1. David Caruso is the swizz beats in "First Blood"

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