Five Worst Frontmen/Singers in Music History

Mick Jagger:
The absolute worst singer/frontman in rock history. He literally has nothing going for him, a horrendous and annoying voice, zero stage presence, ugly as all get out. The 3ish people that read this blog know that I don't care for the Rolling Stones, and he is the main reason why. The Stones would have been better off with a mute sock puppet than this tool. The sad part is that he was terrible in what we would normally call his "prime" (as if someone so mind-numbing, regurgutant inducing, so fantastically awful had a prime), but he is still going weak at 87 years old.

Serj Tankian:
Talk about ego! This System of a Down singer, the day after 9-11, wrote a blog article about how the United States foreign policy was wrong all along. This coming from the singer to the WORST BAND EVER. Actually criticizing the greatest nation in the history of the world while taking a break from writing such timeless classics as "B.Y.O.B." and "Jet Pilot". On a personal note, I get annoyed very easily, but nothing grinds my gears like this guys vocals. I'd rather get knifed in the face then ever hear his voice again.

Steven Tyler:
I don't really need to go into much detail here. Read some previous entries if you want to know how much I hate this phony.

Bob Dylan:
I may get a lot of flak for this one, but everyone knows Bob Dylan can't sing at all. He can't even carry a tune. If you are in a band with a singer, the music, vocals and the lyrics need to be at least somewhat good. Bob Dylan fails miserably at the vocals, does ok with the music, and his lyrics are surely poetic, but poetry is lame. I get tired of him getting praise for being such a great poet. If you are good at rhyming schemes but a well below average singer, you should probably just write books. That way, I would have never had to put up with this clown, because I never read poetry unless its funny or dark. I personally prefer limericks. They start out like this:
There was a young man from Duluth,

and end with Bob Dylan apologizing for the tortuous poetical nonsense he inflicted on the world throughout his way-too-long career.

All the Eddie Vedder sound-alikes out there:
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